Justin Buckner as Amy Rose
Brandon Lorbes as Ramona Flowers
Female Flower Power
Hi there! You weird damn colored emo slut
Give me a ring or coin every time you’ve done it in the butt
I mean G-man, those evil exes look like homosexuals
Can you at least give them time first? Be more intellectual
You stole sound effects from our games and you also ripped off my style
Really? A threesome with two stereotypical Asians named Ken and Kyle?
Now this boy you have now, I mean you’re not even trying
Let’s settle this over drinks, but you pay with your prostitute money
Okay, is this happening or did I just lick Big’s pet frog?
I am not gonna lose a life to an overly attached hedgehog
I’m gonna fight and defeat you and I’ll send you straight to hell
You’ll be another Demon Hipster Chick owned by Matthew Patel
Why are you just going for one guy, he hates you following him around
You’re like the Slender Man to him; it’s why he’s running fast, OW!
Do you feel that burn like I did with Roxie Ritcher?
You should’ve just lose your virginity to that guy, his name is Silver
He’s already got a girl, Blaze, didn’t you know?
She’s dead and he still loves her, write some notes down you hoe
That one ex Todd got clashed by Scott’s Diamond Head
You dated tons of douchebags but you never got with them in bed
Like you’re the one to talk, you shown off your panties too many times
Giant hammer, colored hair, similar last name, now that’s a crime
I’ve beat you so much, it was like I was Lucas Lee’s stunt doubles
Now go drown in a lake, no one will give you any shield bubbles