Cast[]
Stofferex as Crash Bandicoot
Brandon Lorbes as Spyro the Dragon
Justin Buckner as Rayman
Lyrics[]
Crash:[]
WHOA! IT'S A DRAGON! I'm about to tear it apart
I'll leave a mark on this little shart, Crash is here to create Sparx
You know I'm a real MC look at this picture from Crash 3
One word to describe your series would most likely be N Sanity
Your design keeps getting uglier, it's enough for you to make Activision die
Not to mention the only one in your family is a dragonfly
I'm rocking these tatoos and these torn out jean shorts
If there's another Playstation All-Stars, they'll want me and not this whore
Spyro:[]
Looks like I got some things to do like leave this animal split
I spit super flames, plasma, missles, and whirlwinds
We were supposed to have Willie the Wombat but we got this turd?
I took your girlfriend Tawna and I Crash Boom Banged her
You’re always crashing into stuff, no wonder they call you Crash
And you also spin crazy like that stupid Looney Tune, Taz
I'm about to Crunch this Bandicoot and you'll never spin again
It even says that Cortex and Brio called you a failed experiment
Crash:[]
Uh-oh! I'm about to go out do the Death Tornado you're in trouble
I mean what kind of lame dragon has the ability to breathe bubbles?
I'm spitting crystals and gems you're just bashing your head in shit
You think you can beat me? Hell even I'm able to land some kicks
I'm twistin' when spittin' these lyrics and killin' it
So you better just beat it before I start hittin' it
I'll twister out on this lizard since your rhymes are just cancer
I’ve won this battle, now get your ass back to Skylanders
Spyro:[]
Your mind is Warped Ass Bandicoot, pierce my horns through your heart
This is The Year of the Dragon you just ripped off Mario Kart
You collect gems? Well you should meet the Gemcutters
How is it your speaking English right now? I expected you to mutter
You got nothing but a freaky tiki by the name of Aku Aku
You're more crazy and retarded than Riper Roo the kangaroo
When it comes to a fun game, fun is where you're really lacking
I'm getting Playstation fans excited while you're busy Titan Jacking
Rayman:[]
Now here's the Rayman Origin on how I rule Sony
You guys are nothing but phonies and your games are baloney
I'm a true legend buddies taking down a whole clan of Darktoons
If I can catch a bunch of Rabbids, I can beat your asses too!
Crash, quit crashing into stuff, it's like you're high off crystal meth
And Spyro, these hands are tough enough to punch a dragon to death
You teensies are in trouble cause you're in the Land of the Livid Dead
Now it's time to end this battle cause I'm this level is cleared YEAH!
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)[]
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/gasrb35
Rap Battle (Karaoke)[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPml8WzgNP4