Cast[]
Stofferex as Dhalsim
Brandon Lorbes as Great Tiger
Lyrics[]
Dhalsim:[]
Hear me Agni, God of Fire, as I beat this stereotypical Indian
The chances of you winning is pretty much one in a million
The power I possess is divine while you just turn to smoke
I say it's about time somebody puts an end to your magic show
I'm fighting for my village you won't know what's about to happen
You're like a weird looking combination of Osama and Aladdin
You annoy me more than Rufus I rather face Glass Joe
When I'm done meditating, I'll destroy you like I'm Piston Hondo
Great Tiger:[]
I am the Great Tiger teleporting in from Mumbai, India
Let me tell ya that your son, Datta is lookin' like he has cancer
I'd say I respect how you live your life but that'll make me a liar
You don't do shit, there's no way you can fight a tiger
If you lose your focus for even a second then I will disappear
You say you hate violence remind me what we're doing here
I hope your memory is good because I'll punch you out a lot
Stick to drinking your mother's milk but before you do, eat my dust
Dhalsim:[]
I'm about to leave you in defeat when I'm spitting on this beat
Stretching my arms to long distances, call me Luffy from One Piece
I'm spitting Yoga Fire you're flying a cloud and wearing a turban
I wouldn't consider you as competition since you're nothing but a magician
I'll be the one to beat you out so hard that it'll knock your stripes off
Just like how I like my curry, I like my rhymes when they're hot
I may be a pacifist but for you, I'll decide to switch things up
Your boxing skills are a little rusty you should have some training with Doc
Great Tiger:[]
LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!! Pay attention to me!
Your fighting style is based on yoga? What a rip off of Gandhi
I have the energy from the grass, from the seas, and the snow
A major circuit fighter next to Bear Hugger and Don Flamenco
Will I go to the left or the right? Tell me which color is which
You can't step to me it's 4 to 1 you're outmatched bitch
You're knocked out Dhalsim looks like you won't get your water back
I'd give you soda from Popinski but I feel like won't deserve that
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)[]
Rap Battle (Karaoke)[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbpibUyiPU8