Cast[]
Stofferex as Clementine
Mat4yo as Ellie
Lyrics[]
Clementine:[]
Hi! My name’s Clementine and I don’t mean to be rude
But this cute little girl will have the disses to make you lose
Ever since you met Joel, anyone who joins the team is dead
Have you noticed that arm bite matched those hickeys on your neck?
I’m nine years old and I already know how to use a pistol
What kind of teenager never learned how to swim or whistle?
The Walking Dead came first Ellie so you’re a rip off of me
I’m gonna be the leader in Season 2 thanks to my beloved friend, Lee
Ellie:[]
Your game ends sad, we triggered tears from the beginning
I'm gonna peel the shit out of you, Clementine, ain't no kidding
You had a little crush on Duck, well piss off, he’s dead
You can't stand against me, bitch, I have bigger balls than Ben
I’m the cure and I assure you smell like zombie manure
Take a brochure and take a detour or let the zombies give a grand tour
You might have perfect aim but I know you won’t harm me
You kicking MY ass? Psh! You and what fucking army?
Clementine:[]
Just the guys I met in a shelter who survived for four-hundred days
If I had the last boat I would totally get you to stay
If I learned anything since this started the first day
Is that anything bad comes to me, I’ll never be afraid
You know it’s really immature to swear for people your time in age
Your only man was Sam, he’s dead, and no way will you get engaged
That bite for over a year? You’re not a cure, you’re contagious
I can take care of myself, I got fears, but I’m still courageous
Ellie:[]
That’s bullshit - and you’re still a pussy, fear or no fears
Were your buddies slow cause they were all wasted on a beer?
This is the end of all life as you know it, learn to inherit it
Before I leave you living like both Lee and your parents
I say what the fuck I want, cause I don't give a shit
Yeah, me and Sam were tight, but he knows you can’t spit
You were ordered to stay with Christa and Omid no matter what
Now I'm gonna leave you and your dairy alone with the Last of Us
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)[]
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/ellie-vs-clementine-gaming-all
Rap Battle (Karaoke)[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-BAkwtTCo