Cast[]
Brandon Lorbes as Luigi
TheDHFilmsOfficial as Tails
MaNCHA as Rush
RandomBronyWhovian as Navi
Adam/Pool as Falco Lombardi
SuperThingsOnCups as Kazooie
PinkiesCupcake as Tifa Lockhart
WoodenHornets as Clank
Stofferex as Aku Aku
Mat4yo as CL4P-TP
Lyrics[]
Luigi:[]
Lets a go! I've been forgotten but now it's my time to shine!
I'm Player 2, and you'll be screwed by this power of mine!
You think your so awesome I have my own damn year
It only took 20 years to make people see you're queer
I've got a Tale to tell this fail you're more frail than a rail bitch
You'll pale in comparison to me as I become your assistant
I'll take one of your tails and I'll fly out like I'm a Raccoon
I stick my tongue out at you just call me King Boo
Tails:[]
Call me Tails Doll for now cause this shit is going to get bloody
Is there anybody who cares for Luigi? Nope! Nobody!
Watch me fly up to victory with my double tail power
I'll burn you up Jewigi like I've got the fire flower
Two tails, two verses, one verse will finish you just fine
You're just one little booger even a Goomba can make you cry
I'll ring you out Mr Green Stache, you're just a epic fail
So remember the day you tried to beat the one and only Tails
Luigi:[]
It's embarrassing enough with your real name Miles
I'll finish you with millions of Dreamy Luigi's as we bury you in a dog pile
I'm rich ya fucking fox, I got a mother fucking mansion
There are lots of people who care for me, no need to mention them
Your wasting your life source as a bomb, you'll be dead in this fight
I'm going Mr. L on your ass so this time you'll be the one filled in fright
Here's one more sentence that'll leave your feelings broke you fuck
You're just like Daisy and the Poltergust 3000, YOU "SUCK"
Tails:[]
Calm the hell down man, you're out of chaos control
Just because you're always ignored dosen't you can be an a-hole
You call yourself famous? You just had 2 freaking games!
You got a haunted mansion and still haven't got to your brother's fame
Call me Knuckles because I'm gonna knock you out with just one punch
You're nothing but a weak, spineless, wussy little, runt
You lost all your lives and you still will never win a fight by yourself
Even Toad would say no if you desperatly asked him for help
Rush:[]
Its Rush on a rush to kick both of you lame asses out of this
I know Luigi here is still a virgin, he lied about having his first kiss
Being with Mega Man ever since, I'm a Mega Man's best friend
I'm faster than you both and more smarter than Dr. Wily's sick head
Luigi I'll beat you so bad like what Dedede did to you in Brawl
And Tails, nobody thinks that the second tail is cool at all
I'm taking Mega Man's victory back since he was last place in battle number 3
So I guess it's clear who won this battle, that's right IT'S ME!!!
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HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES
I'll leave you with a terrible fate so call me Happy Mask Salesman
Luigi you're a loser, it says so right on your hat
Your enemy Bowser is too easy to beat because he's fat
And Tails, that birth effect made your own parents get rid of ya
Don't mess with the fairy that serves for Link and Zelda
Rush go be a normal dog, not Goddard from Jimmy Neutron
I'm not going to heal you guys so why don't you all fuck off?
Falco:[]
Hey einsteins, time for you to barrel roll out of this
I'll run y'all over with my Landmaster, why don't these kids just quit?
You all have nowhere to run, I have every one of you locked
Just put your hands in the air and suck this cock's cock
I can take care of myself, I don't need any leader except myself
Navi's not the only one here dealing with a bunch of elves
I'm getting hungry like the Wolf, why don't you chumps fetch me some grub?
All of you pansies are WAY worse than the Starfox sub
Kazooie:[]
SQUAK! Hey buttholes, I'm Kazooie the Red Canary
I got my buddy Banjo's back, and I'm sure I'm no annoying fairy
I'm filled with tons of rhymes, better than Grunty the Witch
With my eggs, you better not fuck with me don't call me a bitch
You're in Mumbo Jumbo trouble since you chosen to mess with me
You're all nothing but a bunch of stupid, childish, shitty, dickweeds
I can do tons of shit and I do it all in a fucking backpack
This is Kazooie on the kazoo coming in fresh on these tracks
Tifa:[]
Settle down weaklings, time for your Final Fantasies bitch
Don't need a weapon to protect myself, I just use these fists
I been with my friend Cloud Strife ever since we were kids
So Kazooie, calm your bird ass, your voice is annoying as sin
Luigi, Tails, and Rush, just stop and get out right now
Or just stay here and accept your fates as I knock you three out
Navi listen, your a annoying squeaker and Falco's just a prick
I'm a true companion and I'm just a lady, you guys make me sick
Clank:[]
I sense danger lurking, but it looks like a false alarm
My theory right now is that you fools aren't causing that much harm
This little robot is the most trustworthy partner you'll ever get
And honestly, all of you disgraces are the worst oppenents I ever met
Your all a bunch of Ratchets unlike my friend of course
Besides Tifa here, you're all just a pile of attention whores
Sure I may look small, but my power inside is so huge that its asurd ya dorks
So don't mess with this piece of metal cause I have the strength of Captain Qwark
Aku Aku:[]
Don't mind if I Crash in? Time to lay a Tiki Doll Curse
It is I, Aku Aku! My duty is to give you your worst
I'm just a damn mask, lets see you try to beat my style
You all are disappointments to me, stop wasting my time
I shall fill your heads with N Sanity then I will control you titans
Looks like you all forgotten about the one you are fighting
You'll all be dead in the end and I will not give you a second life
As I show my true magic power, you'll all quiver in fright
CL4P-TP:[]
You've crossed into the Borderlands leave while you still have your lives
My general purpose is to destroy you all, there's no need to hide
You shouldn't fuck with the Interplanetary Ninja Assassin
At least I can accept to be target practice for bandits
Luigi's a pussy, Tails is a freak, Rush is a prick, Navi won't shut up
Falco's a douche, Kazooie's a bitch, Tifa's a slut, Clank and Aku...UGH
Its so easy to diss you guys theres so many to get
Looks like you guys are done...wow, you're not dead yet?
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)[]
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/luigi-vs-tails-gaming-all-star
Rap Battle (Karaoke)[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PURJdp58KdU