Cast[]
Stofferex as Solid Snake
Brandon Lorbes as Nathan Drake and Colonel Campbell
Lyrics[]
Solid Snake:[]
It's showtime! Have I kept you waiting Mr. Nathan Drake?
You're not gonna find any treasure by parkouring all over the place
Your life is so confusing, no wonder your game's called Uncharted
I'll be taking your wife Elena, leaving you all broken-hearted
Revival of a legendary English explorer? Well who fucking knew?
You think you can beat me when you can't beat your rival racoon?
You ripped off Indiana Jones so how about you just stop?
I'm the reason that Treyarch created Call of Duty: Black Ops
Nathan Drake:[]
You know David those pockets of yours are making you put on weight
You're just miserable because Mei Ling wouldn't want you out on a date
Honestly the perfect match for you would be your sidekick, Otacon
You may be number one in FOXHOUND but you aren't the Big Boss
Ever since you were in Shadow Moses, you turned into a terrorist
You were replaced by Raiden in Metal Gear: Vengeance
You battling dosent make any sense like when you appeared in Brawl
So just wait back in your cardboard box in the streets since no one will call
Solid Snake:[]
Colonel, what the hell does this guy think he is?
Colonel Campbell:[]
I don't know but you look pissed this guys gonna be put in a risk
Solid Snake:[]
Okay then, Drake, it's time we lock you up away from this island
Looks like your little treasure hunts are now about to end
Nathan Drake:[]
Ah shut up, I'm gonna cook me up some Colonel Campbell soup
You're getting pissed at me? I wasn't even TRYING to be rude
Put away your grenades, guns, and rockets, cause you're out of ammo
Cause we all know you'll never be in the newest Super Smash Bros
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)[]
Rap Battle (Karaoke)[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CAaOhw2NMU