Slenderman Vs Deoxys- Gaming All Star Rap Battles 05-0

Slenderman Vs Deoxys- Gaming All Star Rap Battles 05-0

Slenderman vs Deoxys

Cast Edit

Brandon Lorbes as Slenderman and Deoxys

Unidentified Spitting Species

Lyrics Edit

Deoxys: Edit

I seem to have crash landed in a mysterious world

And I’m seeing there’s a human squid raping little girls

The Pokémon alien, Deoxys will bring you to your destiny

You may be an urban tale, but I’m the one who’s legendary

Your game is pointless, all eight pages, they still die

I’m strong enough to beat Rayquaza, prepare to scream and cry

The only girls you don’t scare are from China and Japan

I’d smack you in the face, but I don’t know if I can

Slenderman: Edit

I may be scary to girls any age, but at least I still have sex

You blacked out a city to find your friend; you’re work’s a damn mess

In your movie, I can see you can’t see when there’s static

And last time I checked, it seems to be my advantage

I’m stronger than a combo of all your four forms

I chase and kill my victims by teleporting through their doors

Your entrance is weird just by touching a triangle

I have so much fame on the net and they’re still making sequels

That mark on your face is where I’ll cut you in half

I can defeat a trainer’s Pokémon anywhere in my maps

I use Double Team too; haven’t you played Slender Woods?

I’ll have you Poké probed by my boys with white hoods

Wait, that didn’t come out right; let me say this again

People will now know there’s no such thing as aliens

I am the face of fear and I don’t even have a face

You might as well quit now cause you’re dead in last place

Deoxys: Edit

I haven’t done research on you and your maps

But one thing I do know is that white guys can’t rap

Clean up after yourself; get that black hair gel off the floor

Oh yeah, you don’t have hair, you have cancer you damn whore

I can take all your boys starting with your bitch with the mask

You’re raps are embarrassing; even Marble Hornets started to laugh

You’re gonna be the one to change, so get ready to wash the suit

Slendy’s finally about to die once I get him on the noose

Slenderman: Edit

I’m the no-face of death; you’re the one with Play-doh arms

If you want to know where your fag friend is, then stop causing harm

Get out of my forest freak, this ain’t the Hoenn Region

I’ve made the whole world scream and I don’t wanna hear you bitchin’

Yamimash pisses himself every time I drop by

And I made PewDiePie scarred with fear and he never stopped to cry

You’re known by Poké nerds; I am known by all

You might be a legend, but I’m the one with Master Balls

Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) Edit

Rap Battle (Karaoke) Edit


Who Won?

The poll was created at 03:33 on November 28, 2014, and so far 3 people voted.