Nico Raimont as Sonic.exe
B-Lo Lorbes as Tails Doll
MCGamingFtW as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as BuriedAlive
Stofferex as Misfortune.gb
HarryPotter2875 as Creepy Black
RandomBronyWhovian as Evil Otto
SuperThingsOnCups as MARIO
Justin Buckner as Polybius
Emo Owl as Giygas
Hello there little dolly, do you want to play with me?
We can have a little round of the old fashioned Hide and Seek
Or we can play some tag but you'll be running in place
But for now, why don't you lie down before I RIP OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE!!!
Get stuffed you little fag! You're like a rip off of Chucky
You're too slow for Sonic R so in this battle, you won't be lucky
Gill and Noah were stupid to see if you were a threat
You'll cry like I did with the REAL Tails as I rip off that gem from your head
Tails Doll: Edit
Can you feel the sunshine? Well you won't be any longer
As you hear my tune, it'll be called "The Last Song You Heard"
Call me a voodoo doll cause I'm the one giving you pain
Sonic, you are not god, you're just fucking insane
Hey Kefka called, he wants his laugh back
No one will play your game because its just a lag
Bloody claws, sharp teeth, blood shot eyes, I heard that before
Get ready Son, cause shit gets real when I'm at your door
You aren't really that scary, you're like a Goosebumps story
So why don't you just piss off and go kill yourself for me
You heard MY shit before? Well who hasn't seen a cursed doll?
Get the fuck out of here before I give you nightmares like Tom
So many souls too play with, but so little time wouldn't you agree?
I'll remove the "onic" in my name so the ladies can call me SEX.XE
What am I doing here? I'm too old to play with toys
But before this game is over, let me block my ears from your noise
Tails Doll: Edit
You copied off Metal Sonic's floating while trying to molest your friend
I'm the toy you'll never give away so prepare to see the end
Hell, just Amy Rose stalking boys can be more scary than you
You're getting burned you little bitch, so now what are you gonna do?
You can't run from ME no matter where you hide, I'll be there
I'll be with you forever Sonic.exe because HELL IS MY LAIR
Hell I can beat you in this battle even if I rap in reverse
So get your disc destroyed as you suffer from The Tails Doll Curse
You think this battle would be the best without me?
Bitches, I'm in the Top 10 Creepypastas, top that Sonic.exe
I'll take my diamond sword to end you once and for all
I'm in here hacking all your laptops, looks like you wasted your firewall
Sonic you need to brush your teeth, get your ugly ass out of my face
And Tails Doll, even Enderman can beat you in a Sonic R race
You never heard of me? IMPOSSIBLE! You guys are high
So bow down to the number one Creeper, call me HEROBRINE!!!
Now let me make an objection as I raise my White Hand in anger
I'm gonna battle y'all without the help from Muk and Gengar
Sonic, how the hell did you start? You are just made up
Tails Doll you are the worst Sonic character I heard man, YOU SUCK
Herobrine you aren't a threat, you're just Steve with white eyes
All of your rhymes are not effective on me so say all your goodbyes
So c'mon, grab on to me because I'm feeling so lonely
It's Game Over already guys, so will you please join me?
Oh put them dirty hands down because you'll be forever lonely
I exist within the very fabric of reality, do you wish to challenge me?
You know you need to do this to continue so come on, let's begin
Misfortune will befall your loved ones so choose the right cabin
I am claimed to be The Devil and I'm certaintly no creator's dead brother
A well known creepypasta that you'll be in depression like no other
Tails Doll needs to catch up and stop being so god damn queer
And Sonic.exe, you're a liar because I AM GOD HERE!!!
Creepy Black: Edit
Its time for me to lay a curse as I haunt you in your journeys
As this starter Ghost covers you in Night Shade, you better hurry
Do you really think you're scary when you stalk people through windows?
You'll be feeling nauseated cause its Lavender Town Syndrome
I killed every single Pokemon and cursed every Trainer
When my PP in my moves goes down, I won't need any Ether
So when you hear the sound in this little creepy tune
You're gonna faint and then I'll use Curse, so see you in hell SOON
Evil Otto: Edit
Yo its Evil Otto and I'm going Berzerk on all of you little fags
I'll bitch slap your heads off and I don't even have any hands!
Don't get too excited if you get the high score on my little game
Because you'll die of a heart attack and that's how I got my fame
I'll watch you slowly die and the last thing you'll see is my smile
All of you are fake hacks and I'm the true one that's evil and vile
The closer I bounce to you, the closer your death is coming
Cause I kill you when you play my game, I don't need any summoning
Its a me MARIO giving all my hate advice to you
You all wanna feel pain? Well eat this Poison Mushroom
In my game, there were no enemies, just me and Yoshi
No need for me to save Peach cause she won't be there, won't she?
Don't all of you mother fuckers think you caused enough trouble?
So why don't all of you just jump into the void on the double?
This is the selfish way out, but is there anything to change your mind?
You'll all be the next victims on my list so get ready to DIE!!!!
Unlocked from the vault, Polybius here to play this game
I'm gonna give you headaches more than how Misfortune got some fame
Go back to your grave Buried Alive and just have Black suck you off
And Herobrine I'll put that sword right through you, call me a Hostile Mob
Sonic.exe and Tails Doll, you guys are outdated
Otto, you ain't scary and MARIO, I can see why you're hated
Be careful, don't stand close to me, cause you'll be left in a trance
And you won't press START even if you had the chance
Looks like you reached the final boss but its impossible for me to die
I think you made a mistake cause in this rap I'll make you all cry
Most of you are hacks and glitches just to screw everyone's game
Sonic.exe and Tails Doll just do it already so I can have you maimed
Herobrine is no threat, just a brother no one cared about
And Buried Alive is a scrapped idea, GET IN YOUR GRAVE AND NEVER COME OUT!
Misfortune.gb? Just tell what are you supposed to be?
A little fairy with no purpose who's story is too confusing?
Black, is just a ghost with just one a lame ass cheat move
Otto gives heart attacks? THAT SHIT IS NOT TRUE!!!!
No one likes you MARIO, just kill yourself for fuck sake!
Everyone left you cause you suck, now you know all the hate
Polybius, let me explain, you're an LSD simulator
You all need to hear the story of MY game's creator
Gonna finish this battle royale out with a big blast
Alright Ness my slave, FINISH THEM!!! [PK FLASH!!!!]