B-Lo as Spy
WoodenHornets as Sniper
Mat4yo as Medic
Justin Buckner as Engineer
Frenzy as Heavy
EDXBeats as Demoman
MaNCHA as Pyro
RLYoshi as Soldier
HyperJacob96 as Scout
Pardon me, but what is this? You live in a van!
I'm the spy, but who am I? Try and guess, filthy jar man!
The one thing you accomplish is leading how to camp
Let's settle this like gentlemen, with- AHA! Backstab!
May I make a suggestion? Run. You're such a disappointment!
Are there snakes in the Outback? Call me a Diamondback, friend!
Was there ever any doubt that I would kick your ass?
Oh dear, I apologize, I think I've made quite a mess.
I think you have forgotten about the one you are messing with
I'm the Sniper! Piss off or you can prepare to meet your death
Sniping's a good job mate! It's challenging work outdoors
I'll Bat you Outta Hell with the Conscientious Objector
I'm also a hunter I'm like the male Katniss Everdeen
I'll show YOU a backstab with a slice of my Kukri
I'll give you a headshot, leaving you with a hell of a headache
Look a little low on health buddy, I suggest getting the Medic
Well you said my name and now i'll help you with your little burns
Prepare for your examination, you two are just the worst
Without me in the game, you guys would be already dead
So let's practice medicine and then I'll blast you with my Kritzkrieg
Ah my Spy friend, don't be pussy and show your face
And Sniper I think its time that somebody put you in your place
I'll cut you with my Vita-Saw call me the Surgeon Simulator
I'm out, Fraulines, but I Solemnly Vow to fuck with you later
Look buddies, I'm an engineer that means I solve problems
Ain't no Southern Hospitality pardner so you'll be falling
This guy from the defensive class will take down you damn supporters
I'm coming at you from Texas, I'll take you back to the border
I'm gonna make you cry Spy for I am the roughneck of the West
And Sniper, them guns are nothing to my big ass wrench
Medic, you'll NEED a medic after I'm finished with you
Now I'll take the heads of you and I'll have myself some barbeque
It's time I show you bitches the true meaning of strength
I'm coming in at a thousand pounds, I'm as tough as a tank
You think you can outsmart me? Then outsmart this bullet bitch
After I finish you weaklings off, I'll snack on a little sandvich
With my powerful "Minigun" it results my shooting good
You guys can't carry my weapons cause you don't eat my kind of food
I'm known as a heavyweight in my successful career in boxing
And all you guys are known for is some major cock sucking
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate
One errant twitch...and Kablooie! BOOM BOOM BABY!
I'm launching grenades, stickybombs, and all kinds of explosives
All you shits wouldn't have the courage to step to the Scottish Resistance
Time to Loch-n-Load as this pirate takes a Chargin' Targe
I'm about to get serious as I get myself an Ubercharge
With all of your failed strategies I just cannot stand
So what makes you think you can beat the one and only DEMOMAN
The mask is coming off and it's time for the true face of fear to RISE
FROM THE ASHES AS I PULL OUT MY FLAMETHROWER AND IGNORE YOUR CRIES
I'm the Pyro! Spies beware because you'll be burning galore
Airblast your fucking stickies since you're being a spamming whore!
What's a Heavy Medic combo against CRITICAL PHLOGISTINATOR
And Engie loves to play with joysticks, he can Wrangle like a masturbator
Is it Halloween already, well, guess I'll burn you like a witch
Man, I'll melt all your faces as you Rainblow this, bitch!
Alright you little maggots, it's time for some legit tubing
Nothing like the Demo rip off, because the job will get done smoothly
I'm a cold blooded American unlike you communist pussies!
Every one of you wannabe terrorists shouldn't mess with the military
Pyro, this time you're getting burned, sorry to be brute
And Heavy, man, I'll tread on your fucking face with my boots!
You scummy bums' lyrical talent adds up to just about none
You'll be done when I unload the Black Box for shits, giggles, and fun
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother I hurt people
With a bat, and a scattergun, and let's not forget the pistol
You wanna fight? BONK! Yeah, how do ya like that?
Let's have a little round of baseball with my trusty Sandman
It's about to get crazy because I got too much caffiene
When y'all chuckleheads are dead, I ain't giving any rapid recovery
I'm the winner of this battle just look at this little Saxxy
So let's promote me as the leader of the Fortress Team