Cast
Stofferex as The Grunt
ZombieLicker as Pyramid Head
Justin as The Necromorph
MaNCHA as Ao Oni
Emo Owl as SCP-173
Frenzy as Freddy Fazbear
Froggy as Bonnie the Bunny
AccordionChick as Chica the Chicken
Mat4yo as Foxy the Pirate
Brandon Lorbes as Slenderman
Lyrics
Grunt:
*growls* Looks like I got me some fresh meat
I'll tear you with my claws and rip your head off in defeat
Hope you got a lantern because this is the Dark Descent
I'll break your back when I break both your spine and neck
What's so scary about a man in stupid pyramid headgear?
When you're here in my realm then you better start to run with fear
You'll lose your sanity in the end of this battle, you'll be seeing Jesus
I'll rip out your brain leaving you with serious Amnesia
Pyramid Head:
Welcome to Silent Hill where we're known for the most gory slaughterhouse
I think it's time I showed you what my murders are all about
You think your PC game is worldwide famous? I got myself a movie
I think you'll need more of a sanity potion when I'm making YOU feel looney
Hope you're scared of the Bogeyman, so far, you're making me yawn
Your rhymes are more horrible than the amount of your fan-made mods
I swear, you're raps stink worse than your pile of corpses of pigs
If I was in your game instead of you, I would have already have Alexander slit
Necromorph:
This is more than a zombie apocalypse, you're against a mutated corpse
You better have your weapons ready when you spot the Necromorphs
Killing off Isaac Clarke in the most painful gory ways you'll ever see
You're screwed because in space, no one can hear you scream
Just play my game and you'll see I put the Xenomorphses ass to shame
Just looking at you, Grunt, I can tell why people go insane
Swing your sword like a ballerina, too bad it's not hurtin' me
I'll pierce my pincers through your eyes like laser surgery
All that's insane about your game is it's fame for anyone whose played it
The moment that you fall, the next you know is you're decapitated
Me and my homies will infect both of your shit stained territories
Both of you guys are even less boring than you're game's stories
Ao Oni:
IT'S RAPING TIME! The Blue Demon's gonna make you feel like hell
I'll be waiting for you once you get out of that jail cell
Once you step into my mansion you'll have no chance to escape
So Necro why don't you shut up cause you're a waste of Dead Space
Pyramid Head don't start bragging because I have a movie too
And Grunt you probably broke that jaw because you ate too much food
Don't try to hide from me because I know how to smell fear
I know you're in the closet and YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE
SCP-173:
Time to secure, contain, and never protect these D-Class jokes
I have escaped from my cell and ready to break some folks
Class Keter, animate and hostile I'm the MC SCP-173
You all better keep a close eye on me or you'll lifespan will decrease
What's the chances of a bunch of pedophilics against a statue
I can snap your necks in a quick second and you can't even see me move
This foundation is now on lockdown and all the monsters have been released
One more thing, don't blink cause you'll have your eyes closed permanently
Five Nights at Freddy's:
(Freddy) Seems your low on power, there goes your chance to win
(Bonnie) Only 1 A.M., you'll have no choice but to let us in
(Chica) So "LETS EAT", Ao Oni you look like your out of place
(Foxy) What will ye do when a suit crushes your face?
(Bonnie) It's a nightmare outside (Chica) there will be nowhere to hide
(Foxy) Searching for a soul to suit, its a party inside
(Freddy) The "Bite of 87" won't be as gruesome as this
(ALL) You'll be slaughtered and dead! (Freddy) Reminds me of those 5 kids..
Slenderman:
I'm here with another Arrival to prove these amateurs wrong
Once you get strangled from my tentacles, you won't be around for long
I scattered 8 pages all over the woods and it's every line I speak
I'll give Freddy's crew some nightmares when you see me on 7th Street
You're all a bunch of circus freaks, you should work at my carnival
I'm the face of evil, so to speak, plus I'm unstoppable
I'll make all of you my proxies serving in a sanatorium of insanity
And you'll see nothing but static when you see my paranormal activity
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)
Rap Battle (Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvKu6xxQaSQ